Ten Ways to Tell a Redneck Has Been Using a Computer

Earlier today I found a printed email that I received 15 years ago, founded somewhat amusing and thought I'd share it. My apologies to anyone that may feel that they are wronged by this post.

"Top 10 ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer"

"10.  The monitor is up on blocks.

 9.    Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

 8.    The six front keys have rotted out.

 7.    The extra RAM slots have Doge truck parts stored in them. 

 6.    The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

 5.    The password is 'Bubba'.

 4.    There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

 3.    There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

 2.    The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck

has been working on a computer is...

 1.    The mouse is referred to as a 'critter'."

Live Long and Prosper.